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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2013 20:37:59 GMT
Wearing her Hawkeye suit and shades, but not her weaonpry, Kate Bishop stepped out of the Smile Time Burger finishing off a double bacon double beef burger with double pickles and sipping from a large cup of Pepsi. She then let out a belch, caring little if it was lady-like or if anyone was around to hear it.
"That was a good burger," she said to herself. She then headed over to her car, deciding the night was quiet and she might as well just head on home and get her action from watching the NYCW's Main Event that night- Bonesaw vs. Smasher Morgan for the NYCW Heavyweight Title in a Steel Cage From Hell Match. It wasn't the best alternative to taking out criminals herself, but it was something to do, and maybe she could talk someone into watching it with her. She was almost in her car when her sharp eyes saw something going on down the block. At first, it looked like some guys making an innocent delivery... or a pick up... but then Kate realized it was a tad on the late side for that. If anything, it was worth being suspicious about. She opened the truck of her car and pulled out her quiver and bow. She then took to the roof and ran the rooftops until she made it over to the scene.
She was right. It was a crime. The guys were trading drugs for arms, and everything was illegal from what she could see. Drawing an explosive arrow, she took aim. This would be a warning shot. She then released it, intentionally causing it to land a few feet away from group of guys by the truck. When it blew, no one was seriously injured, but Kate was sure their pants were no longer clean.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2013 1:25:17 GMT
Wade stood on a roof near by noming on tacos.~so what are we doing tonight, do we have any plans my mystical friend who i have named the master of cute kittens.~ Wade thought as he looked around for something to do, this place was way more boaring now that all the others were around protecting the world. Letting out a sigh the man threw his taco down the building hearing it splat on and old lady's head he chuckled. "I herd tacos were good for your hair so good luck!" the man jumped the building and ran the roof tops looking for something to do. ~MK im board can we cut to the chase yet?~
As Deadpool looked for something to do and kept bugging the snot out of the narrators, he finaly made his way up to where the girl and the drugs were. sitting on the building he watched as no one noticed him. ~i wonder what drugs troughs are. maybe i could sell them for tacos, you know tacos are good for your hair.~ Watching the sceen he looked at kate, she was part of Spidermans team, and that depressed the man, such good talent waisted on...~LIES, FURY LIES THATS ALL HES GOOD FOR IS STINKING LIES, oh and he makes a good joke. i mean have you seen the mans face. Its all full of his eye patched pirate likeness.~
Wade watched the sceen, wondering what the young girl hopped to do with the men, ~she is pretty cute but she seems to young for my taist. to small in the frunt ~ (will you just shut up wade!) ~oh so you are listing to me~ as the drug selling went on he pulled out his taco sause and opened the packet and squeased it on the man below him. "NOW YOU MUST TASTE LIKE TACOS!!"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2013 3:17:07 GMT
Kate had it under control. It was just some low-life drug peddlers. She didn't need help. Granted, if any of the Young Avengers had shown up, even Hulking, she would have been cool with the assist. If any of the New Mutants showed up, she would have been good with that. Heck, if any of the people from this other universe showed up, she wouldn't complain. But no... she got Wade Wilson... or "Derp-pool" as she liked to refer to him. And he was attacking people with taco sauce. Kate jumped down and back-fisted one of the guys before walking over to her odd ally.
"Deadpool, why are you here?" she asked. "Why do you seem to always show up at the times when I have an easy fight before going home for the night?" Another crook rushed Kate. She grabbed his head and bashed it into a wall. "I know you mean well, but keeping you from decapitating your enemies gets annoying after a while." She then kneed another guy in the gut, and then in the face. "See, you can beat people up without killing them. It's not that hard."
She now found herself having to sit back and watch Wade to indeed make sure he didn't kill anyone. The Young Avengers wanted to be double tough and to impress both the Avengers and SHIELD, but they never resorted to murder... well maybe one day they would have to, but so far Kate didn't have to kill anyone as of yet.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2013 23:13:00 GMT
Wade looked at Kate. "But i like decapitating people, its fun." the man jumped down from the building and kicked one of the guys in the chest. "You know Hawkeye, you are no fun, you need to take a ride in poney land, those are some happy poneys." the man then through a duck at one of the bad guys. the duck distracted the man and allowed Wade to slice the guys ankles causing him to fall. Wade laughed. "Thanks Mk for the duck," He said to the girl typing his this post. ~wade just go back to fighting please~ wade then finshed knocking out the rest of the men that Kate left for him.
he then pulled skittles from his pants and threw them at each of the men. "TAIST THE RAINBOW!" then he threw a hand full at kate. "Smile more Hawkie, Smiles make the world go round." with that said the man placed a gernaid on the ground and grabed kates hand and ran with her. "HWOOO WHOOO!" the man yelled as they ran down the street and soon a huge exsplosion happned.
As Deadpool came to a stop he smiled, "I would really not want to be like them, all that hot taco saus can really burn the skin." with that said Wade walked away from the girl. and headed back to do what wade does best, run around throwing things at people. comeing back and grabing kate he picked her up and put her over his shoulder, then seting her down on a roof top he gave her a taco. "Throw it! have a taco fight!"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2013 16:18:23 GMT
This was really turning out to be a lousy night for Kate. First, Wade throws Skittles in her face, and then grabs her and pulls her around while making train noises and blowing things up. The gang members who were left standing looked just as confused and frustrated as she did.
"Wade... why?" she said as he pulled her around. "Why are you doing this? Why are you somehow in my life? Why do you exist?" She then watched as he ran around and threw things. She did a face-plam, looking up just in time to see a big dude running at her. "Dude, you just picked the worst time to do that." Kate leaped up and did a spin kick, knocking the guy out on impact.
The next thing she knew, she was grabbed and carried to the top of a building. Kate was not a fan of being touched, especially by a guy like Wade. She grumbled before and after he put her down and shoved a taco in her face. She recognized where it was from right away.
"Wade, that is a Taco Hacienda Taco," she said. "You do not waste a Taco Hacienda Taco by throwing it. They're too delicious for that. If I didn't already have a burger tonight, I would eat this Taco Hacienda Taco. But I'm not going to throw it." Kate then sighed and came to the realization that Wade wasn't going away ever. She had to do one of two things; either snap and become as crazy as he was or just go with the flow. "Let's just finish the job here. I don't like you Wade... at all. I want you to know that."
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2013 22:19:56 GMT
Wade looked at Kate, she was always such a stick in the mud. ~Lenny why is She always a stick in the mud. shes no fun, why am i here. GIVE ME FOOD!~ (Wade shut up, and get on with life) Deadpool crossed his arms. "Well katie kate kate why you still here if you dispise me so much." laughing he stopped mid laugh and eyed her.
Wade was getting board with this Nick Fury loving girl and decided to walk away and find something better to do with his time then hang out with a stick in the mud. ~she reminds me of a rock. beautiful but very boring.~ jumping from the building he wondered what he needed to do. pulling out his deadpool themed cellphone he checked his textmessages.
~hey Wade its Kevin i have a job for you, ill pay big money if you succeed~
Wade liked Kevin, he was really fun to mess with and was always so much like kate. ~yeah boring.~ Wade also knew he had a meeting with some dudes who called them selves nightlites or something like that. he wasnt sure what they were called but he needed to meet up with them. They needed his help or something and they were going to pay him alot of money or something like that. Deadpool got on his moped and began driving away to the hide out of Kevin. Tonight was going to be fun. Kevin always gave him good jobs.~damn right he does~
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