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Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2013 14:26:52 GMT
It was already midnight in Gotham City and the Bloodstone siblings Elsa and Cullen were in a roof observing all the city. All the clues they had been investigating led them that a savage tribe of vampires have moved to Gotham, a good and dark city to hide and have a feast. Cullen hated vampires, and no it wasn't for Twilight, which made him hate them more. The main reason was that vampires aren't reasonable. Only the 20 per cent maybe 30 if they were in good mood, were ready to listen and could be convinced to control their killer instincts. The rest of them were savages that weren't very clever.
He and Elsa had arrived to Gotham to find the tribe of vampires, convince them to find other source of food or at least control themselves or to exterminate them. Cullen was sure he and Elsa would end killing them all. "Cullen, I'll take east, you take west. We'll use the communicators if we find their lair. If you find five of them or more don't engage them alone"instructed the red haired huntress. Cullen nodded. "Yeah, sis. Don't worry"said with a calm expression before his elder sister jumped trough the roofs leaving the blond boy alone.
Cullen started to jump trough the roofs studying the sky as he prepare his crossbow with wooden quarrels. The quarrels or stakes never killed vampires, but they paralyzed them if you hit their hearts. The night was very foggy, but it was an unnatural fog. The way it moved wasn't natural It meant that Vampires were traveling in "subtle" ways. "Freaking Vampires always misting"muttered Cullen as he followed the fog.
An hour later he was above an alley were a woman was walking through. Cullen rolled his eyes, as this woman was an obvious target. Then the fog materialized and a sinister man appeared in front of her. She gasped scared and tried to back away, but behind her another sinister man appeared behind her. Cullen prepared his crossbow and after making quick calculations, he shot. The quarrel hit one of the vampires in the heart. The monster yelled in pain and fell to the ground and both woman and the other vampire yelled surprised. With great agility Cullen landed in the floor and unsheathed two silver daggers. "Sorry for interrupt your breakfast mate, but I would like to make you a couple of questions about your family"said Cullen with a cold stare and confidence as he studied the movements of his adversary.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2013 18:15:29 GMT
Near the scene where Cullen hunted, there was another target picked out. The target was a horror-themed nightclub with a big scary clown face at the entrance. The one who picked the target... the Joker. Why? Because the scary clown face looked like his own mug. The Joker decided to attack from the roof, and to do that he was make a grand entrance via helicopter.... or rather his purple, green, and right Joker-Copter. But first, he had to have an entry way. Wearing a pair of googles and a white scarf like some old-timey pilot, he looked at the Arbuckle, the hefty goon who was piloting with him.
"Alright, Arbuckle!" he said. "It's time for Operation: Drop the Bomb!"
"Right, boss!" said Arbuckle. "What do I do first again?" The Joker slapped him on the back of the head.
"You drop the bomb, you clumsy cad! BAH! I'll do it!" The Joker then dropped a small, smiley-face bomb from the copter, powerful enough to blow a hole in the roof. Screams could be heard from inside the club, but fortunately no one was harmed. The Joker then leaped out of the copter, his parachute soon opening.
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" he screamed. He then landed in the club and bowed to the patrons. A bouncer rushed him, but the Joker simply tripped him, sending the guy flying into a table.
"Hello, everyone!" he said. "How's the drinking and gambling and general chicanery going this evening? Don't fear anyone, I just came to give a general criticism about the use of my image in front of this establishment. WHO ASKED FOR MY PERMISSION! NOT A SOUL!!!" He then looked over and noticed three strange individuals approaching them, their fangs bared. "Well now this joke took a new twist. Which one of you is Barnabus Collins?"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2013 18:28:33 GMT
The Vampire jumped towards Cullen. "Raaaaarg!" yelled the vampire. Cullen sighed. "Such a deep thought mate"said as he dodged the attack with a swift move. Cullen realized that this ugly one won't give him an answer, so as he positioned himself behind his back, Cullen decapitated the vampire with his two silver daggers. The Vampire's head fell to the ground and both head and body turn into dust. Cullen decapitated the other vampire in the floor with the wooden quarrel and once the other monster became dust he recovered the quarrel. It was better to keep this stuff after battle, for emergencies.
Cullen turned then his attention to the woman. Before the blond boy approached her, the woman yelled and ran away. Cullen rubbed his ears with pain. "You are welcome...and thanks for blowing up my ears, I don't need them"muttered sarcastically. Great, he lost a good lead to the vampires lair.
Then he heard a big explosion and lots of screams near Cullen was. "What the-?"said as he ran towards the origin. He soon found a club with a vulgar clown face at the entrance of the club. People was running away scared...the vampires could try to take advantage of the mayhem and feed on civilians...it was perfect. He was able to enter in the club and found that three vampires were surrounding a...he wasn't sure if that was man, with a lot of make up like a clown and dressed with too much purple. Why the heck was he dressed with too much purple? Cullen Grabbed his crossbow, he loaded it and shoot at one of the vampires hitting in his heart. "Alright mates...party is over"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2013 23:20:33 GMT
Before Cullen showed up, The Joker had to talk his way out of having his beautiful, toxic blood drained out of him. He walked about the vampires, who just stood frozen and stared at him. He stepped over and grabbed a random patron's drink and chugged it down. The owner of the drink seemed to care little as he did so. Between the Joker and the vampires, the guy was petrified.
"Ahem..." said the Joker, who then cleared his throat more until the point that he coughed a little. He then patted his chest. "Okay, I'm going for one or two scenarios here. Either you guys took the theme of this club waaaay too seriously and spent precious time and money to make those dandy costumes... or you guys are actual vampires... REAL Batmen you might say. So... if I am right about the first thing, your work will be a big waste of time because I'm going to kill you. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!" He then pulled out a gun and fired at them. He stopped laughing when the bullets did nothing to them. "Aaaand scenario number one is a bust." The Joker dropped the gun. "Well, tell ya what, why don't you guys and myself work out a little deal. You spare me... and I'll get you access to the finest blood banks in the city... and if that doesn't work, I know a goofball vampire wannabe who's blood must be very tasty, and..." He stopped when Cullen stepped in. From his vampire killing...stuff, the Joker could tell he was a hunter. When he killed one of the vampires, this confirmed it. The Joker ran over behind him.
"SAVE ME!!!" he screamed.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2013 6:41:59 GMT
Cullen didn't kill the vampire, he simply paralyzed him when he shot his quarrel into it's heart. The vampire was lying in the floor, unable to move but he could only hiss. Then he had all the attention of the other vampires...and of the clown too... Who was running towards him asking for help. A normal kid seeing the Joker running towards him, would have yell and ran screaming, but Cullen wasn't a normal kid...
As he saw him running towards him, Cullen rolled a little his eyes."Uh...sure...get...behind me..."said Cullen not sure of what to say. He would pay a million of pounds so the clown wouldn't get near him....the clown was creepy as hell. He still wasn't sure of the genre of the clown, as he yelled with a high pitched voice. This Americans were totally weird, her sister Elsa was right when she told him when she was part of that team...Nextwave.
He put away the crossbow and pulled his two daggers. The vampires hissed at them. "Hssssss!" "Boy, you really are beings of a lot of words right?"said sarcastically. What the heck was wrong with vampires nowadays? Is that when they are turned into, they forgot vocabulary or what? "Kill him first!"ordered one of the vampires. Cullen smiled. "Good, we have a winner"said as he prepared himself for battle.
The less talkative of the two jumped at them, but Cullen was able to decapitate him using his small size at advantage. The vampire turned into dust once he lost his head. Cullen then looked at the remaining vampire. "You are alone now mate"said with a smirk. The vampire charged after him, but Cullen was barely able to dodge him. Okay this was not only talk, he was more tough and clever.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2013 13:09:56 GMT
(Hope this is okay. If not, I can mod it.)
Well this was humiliating. The Joker considered him the greatest of all supervillains, the top foe of arguably the top hero in the world. And here he was, hiding behind some fast-talking teenage brat vampire killer, relying on the lad to save his life. No, this would not do at all. And furthermore, the kid, to the Joker he was just a kid, had his back to the crazed clown and the Joker wasn't taking advantage of that! Something had to be done... even if doing it might once again might put the Joker in danger. Then again, it might be just what the Joker needed to escaped. Either way, it would be unexpected and a good laugh, and the end of the day, that's what mattered, right?
The Joker slipped on his hand buzzer and grinned before he slapped the kid on the back. The shock of it wouldn't kill the boy, but it suddenly would knock him for a loop.
"No offense, kiddo, but when they told me I'd meet a great vampire hunter, I had to see what all the buzz was about!" yelled the Joker, who then burst out into laughter before looking at the vampire. "There's your din-din, fangs. Bon appetite!" The Joker then signaled for Arbuckle in the Joker-Copter to lower the ladder. He began to climb up with he found himself face to face with another creature of the night. He gasped and lost his grip on the ladder, falling and hitting the floor hard.
"Someone up there doesn't like me!" he moaned.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2013 14:37:37 GMT
Cullen looked like he had the upper hand against the vampire, and he was near to kill the vampire. But then he felt a shock behind his back and fell to the ground. As he tried to recover vision he saw who attacked him...it was the sinister clown. The damn clown back stabbed him! He should have see that coming, but he didn't. God, now he felt really stupid, and now the clown was getting away.
But God really exists, as in the ladder another vampire was waiting for him and the Joker fell to the ground. Cullen smirked. "Now that is what I call justice"said with a big grin. Then he realized that the talkative vampire was about to slash him. He didn't know how the bloody hell he did that, probably the rush of adrenaline, but he was able to grab one of the daggers and cut the hand of the vampire. The creature of the night yelled in pain and that gave Cullen the chance to get up and back away from the vampire.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2013 16:16:18 GMT
Well, once again the Joker found himself in a bit of a situation. The vampire hunter damn sure wasn't going to help him now. Now it was the Joker who was going to be din-din. The vampire bent down and bared his fangs, ready to feed off of the clown's tainted blood.
"I hope you choke on it, Lugosi!!!" he yelled. He then looked up and saw Arbuckle still watching from the copter above. The Joker grinned. Well, he already back-stabbed one person tonight, why not another? Grabbing a detonator from his jacket, he pressed the button and the copter blew up, causing Arbuckle to fly out, fall down and hit the vampire with his massive frame. The Joker rose laughing hysterically again.
"Remember when dining, it's important to avoid harmful fats! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" he said. But with the copter gone, the Joker had to find another way out. He decided that messing with the vampire hunter again would be redundant, and redundancy was always bad for a good gag. He grinned and bowed to Cullen.
"Happy hunting, kiddo! Oh, and work on your sense of humor," he said. "Why you've made this room practically undead!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" The Joker then ran out to discover not only was the room undead, but the streets of Gotham as well. "What is this kid, a vampire magnet?" The Joker wanted to run, but he was stopped on both sides. He popped his head back in the club. "Hey, Van Helsing Jr.? There's more of these blood-chuggers down here if you're bored!"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2013 7:22:02 GMT
Cullen smirked a little as he saw how Joker was "dealing" with the vampire. After his back-stabbing there wouldn't be no way in hell that Cullen will help the clown. He was better as vampire's lunch. Then he saw the big explosion of the helicopter and how the fat henchmen fell burning and the vampire ignored the joker to attack the fat man.
Cullen nearly felt bad for the poor bastard, nearly. Now he has to only worry about himself, as he dodged the clever vampire, who was good fighting even with an amputated hand, he pulled his communicator. Maybe it was time to call Elsa, as he had the feel that he was near to the vampire's lair.
He ignored the clown, as once he finished with this he had plans to feed a Kraken with the clown, and oh boy, he would enjoy the spectacle. But then the clown called him and he buffed a little. "Please, don't insult me. Van Hellsings are just a group of whining paranoids." muttered the young Bloodstone. He then looked outside and muttered a curse under his breath. Yeah...he totally found the Vampire's lair. He used his communicator. "Elsa...I found the lair. I'm in an ugly club in west with a tacky clown in the entrance...move your ass quickly love, my only ally is another clown that is useless and that doesn't understand humor well"said Cullen. Elsa told him she was on her way and that she would arrive in two minutes. He prepared his crossbow and aimed it at the group of vampires that was about to enter in the club. He would hang on till Elsa arrived.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2013 17:27:24 GMT
(Last Joker post, then I'm going to NPC Batman)
The Joker stood pressed against the wall, watching wide-eyed as the vampires were closing on in him. It seemed like the vampire hunter wasn't coming out. The Joker should have learned to close his big mouth... and contain his big handbuzzer. But hey...it was the Joker. At least he would go out with a smile... and maybe rise again with one too. Count Jokula? It had a ring to it. But before that happened, a line shot down, wrapped around his feet, and pulled him up to the roof. For once, the Joker was actually happy to see Batman staring at him. This was one for the history book.
"Batsy!!!" he exclaimed. "Oh thank the spirits of Howard, Fine, and Howard! What took you so long? I was about to become a human juice box!" Batman punched him, then tied him up further.
"Stay here," he said. "I would like to talk to you about the hole in the roof and that crashed helicopter." As Batman ran toward the hole, the Joker laughed.
"Sounds good to me!" he said. "We'll talk over a calzone! I'll buy!"
Batman jumped into the hole and glided down via his cape. He stepped over to the boy with the crossbow, then turned as the vampires began marching in. He turned back to the boy.
"So... did this trouble bring you to Gotham... or did you bring it?" asked Batman. Batman had dealt with the undead in the past, and had equipment in his belt to take them on.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2013 19:41:07 GMT
Cullen already believed that the clown was already dead, but right now he didn't give a damn about him. His main objective was to survive till Elsa arrived and help him deal with the vampires. He started to shoot quarrels the faster he could, hitting all the vampires he could as he moved back. After a while he was already out of quarrels. He pulled his two daggers and started to stab and decapitate all vampire that got near him, but they were too much. The blond kid started to believe that he was about to die till he saw a dark and tall figure landing near him. He didn't know who he was, and after the clown betrayal he wasn't sure if he was a good guy. Then the guy that looked like a bat asked him if he was responsible of the vampire attack. Cullen simply buffed. "My sister and I came here only to finish the vampires that moved here."replied Cullen. It was good to have reinforcements, but he hoped that Elsa jumped in soon. (I could NPC Elsa in my next post  )
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2013 18:03:45 GMT
(Batman)
Batman always felt a bit off and interested when he discovered that something was going on in Gotham that he didn't already know about. He would have to look into why they were there as soon as he returned to the Batcave. Perhaps this boy and whoever his sister was could give him something of an idea. For now, it was time to face off with the creatures of the night.
"I have some equipment in my belt for handling these creatures," he said. "Thing is I haven't had to use it in some time, so I hope it still works." The equipment Batman has was more to repel vampires, but he could also use it to throw them off so the boy and his sister could have an easier time taking them down. The first was ultraviolet flash pellets. The second, smoke bombs that let off a special mixture of garlic and Wolfsbane. He threw a flash pellet at the group of vampires coming at them from one end, and a smoke bomb at the group that came at them from another. The pellet exploded and let off a flash of light that caused them to scream and hold their eyes. The smoke made the others sick as they breathed it in. Batman turned and looked at Cullen.
"With any luck, a few more of these should convince them this is not the best place to hide out," said Batman. "But if they corner you, you and I are heading up. Understood?" The kid didn't seem like one to take orders, but this was Batman's city after all.
(Okie dokie)
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